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Pres. Lucifer urges us to volunteer to help the needy while he spends millions of taxpayer dollars on vacation

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O Christmas1What’s happened to Mooch’s face? She looks weird, more weird than usual.

The height of hypocrisy.

The AP reports that before they took off on December 20 for a 17-day millions of $ vacation in Hawaii, paid for by taxpayers, the POS and FLPOS had recorded a Christmas message in Washington, encouraging Americans to embrace the spirit of Christmas by volunteering at a soup kitchen, buying gifts for kids in need or organizing food and clothing drives.

The POS said: “That’s the same spirit of giving that connects all of us during the holidays. So many people all across the country are helping out at soup kitchens, buying gifts for children in need, or organizing food or clothing drives for their neighbors. For families like ours, that service is a chance to celebrate the birth of Christ and live out what He taught us – to love our neighbors as we would ourselves; to feed the hungry and look after the sick; to be our brother’s keeper and our sister’s keeper. And for all of us as Americans, regardless of our faith, those are values that can drive us to be better parents and friends, better neighbors and better citizens.”

The FLPOS said: “So as we look to the New Year, let’s pledge ourselves to living out those values by reaching out and lifting up those in our communities who could use a hand up.” In the Republican address, Senator Jim Risch of Idaho says America’s most prized gifts include freedom and worship. He’s thanking the military for defending American freedoms.

O Christmas2POS arriving in Hawaii for vacation

So how did the POS and FLPOS spend their vacation in an upscale neighborhood in Oahu thus far?

  • Obama has played a round of golf nearly every day.
  • Obama also has been enjoying morning workouts at Marine Corps Base Hawaii in Kaneohe. 
  • On Sunday, Dec. 22, the entire family attended the Oregon State-Akron game as part of the Diamond Head Classic tournament in Honolulu.
  • On Christmas Eve, Mooch spent about 30 minutes speaking with children tracking the progress of Santa Claus across the world with the North American Aerospace Defense Command.
  • On Christmas Day, after a morning of presents and carols with their two daughters, an “exhausted-looking” Obama and a “sunburned” Mooch took a short drive to Marine Corps Base Hawaii to greet nearly 600 troops and their families gathered in a mess hall.

This year, as in the past five Christmases the POS and family had spent in Hawaii, they did NOT go to Church on either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. And that man has the gall to say he’s a Christian and to invoke Christ in his Christmas message.

~Eowyn



Taxpayers chip in on gift for first lady, who turns 50

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Watchdog.org: President Obama and daughters Sasha and Malia left Oahu after 15-day holiday vacation in a beachfront luxury home in Kailua, Oahu. They also left a pretty big bill.

The Obamas’ vacation cost taxpayers more than $4 million for travel, staffing, security, housing, car rentals and transportation of vehicles and a helicopter. But the expenses continue.

First lady Michelle Obama extended her own vacation, flying to the island of Maui, where she is spending time with family friend Oprah Winfrey. Winfrey’s magazine describes the home as a “perfect 21st-century farmhouse” in a “remote up-country region, where the houses that dot the moss-covered rock hillside face the ocean.”

The president said he sent his wife to Maui as an early birthday present; she turns 50 Jan. 17.

The Daily Caller reports Michelle Obama is also spending time with Gayle King of CBS News, White House senior adviser Valerie Jarrett and Sharon Malone, wife of Attorney General Eric Holder.

Taxpayers are chipping in on the gift.

White House Spokesman Jay Carney acknowledged in a news conference Monday that taxpayers are picking up some of the cost of Michelle Obama’s trip to Maui and her travel back to Washington, D.C.

“As with all personal travel, the first family will appropriately fund personal expenses …  And in line with travel of past presidents and first ladies, the first lady will travel via government aircraft,” Carney said in response to a question from Fox News.

“But you’re accurate in your description that this was her decision to remain at actually the president’s suggestion in Hawaii to spend time with friends ahead of her upcoming very big birthday,” Carney said. “And if you have kids, you know that telling your spouse that they can go spend a week away from home is actually a big present. Not that we don’t love our kids.”

The separate vacation includes the cost for Maui police department escorts, Secret Service travel, rental cars and accommodations, as well as transportation.

According to the Congressional Research Service, the first lady typically flies in either a C-40 or a C-32 aircraft. Operational cost per flight hour ranges from $19,755 on the C-40B to $42,918 on the C-32A.

Based on those figures, a 10-hour flight could cost anywhere from $197,550 to $429,180, Douglas Kellogg of the National Taxpayers Union & Foundation said.

The cost of police escorts for the first family have not been disclosed by either Oahu or Maui police officials.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, meanwhile,  took her own Hawaiian vacation this month, which overlapped the president’s by one day. Pelosi stayed on Hawaii Island for nine days in December, costing local taxpayers $22,873 for police security details.

Pelosi makes the trip here annually, and she covers her own hotel and flight costs on commercial airlines. West Hawaii Today has reported Pelosi stays in the presidential suite at the posh Four Seasons Resort in Hualalai.

DCG


Are All Democrats (and Some Republicans) GOING TO HELL?

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God

The title of this article poses a pretty provocative question. In order to answer it rationally, let’s leave our emotions at the door and apply logic and reason. The first thing we must ask ourselves is whether God actually exists. Most intelligent adults, including virtually all of those who have actually researched and studied the evidence, say Yes, God exists.

Accepting now the view shared by intelligent adults and the evidence experts that God exists, we then have to ask ourselves whether Heaven and hell also exist. Again, most rational and intelligent adults say Yes. The duality of nature also suggests this, as do the witnesses. “Witnesses?” you say. The Catholic Church is replete with visionaries who have been afforded glimpses of both Heaven and hell. These aren’t the fly-by-night mystics or New Age channelers who charge money for their seminars. They are actual eye witnesses whose testimony has withstood years of rigorous scientific investigation.

If we take the side of evidence, the testimony of multiple eye witnesses, and the consensus shared by intelligent and rational adults, and accept the fact that God, Heaven, and hell all exist, we now must ask ourselves what has the Democratic Party (and some Republicans) done to justify our original question.

We know for a fact that the Democratic Party and some Republicans endorse and encourage abortion and the murder of the unborn. No one denies this, not even the Democrats themselves. We also know that the Democratic Party and some Republicans encourage and exploit racism and poverty. No one who has studied the evidence denies this either.

So if God exists – and we’ve already determined that He does – and if Heaven and hell exist – and we’ve determined that they do – then doesn’t it make sense that behavior such as abortion, the murder of the unborn, and the encouragement and exploitation of racism and poverty would call for restitution?

I realize that there are many who believe God to be a benevolent being who neither judges nor condemns. It’s a popular belief among many in the New Age movement. But is it reality or just wishful thinking? Are you going to believe some New Age marketer who makes their living by selling books and seminars, or are you going to put your faith in a book and in a Church that have served as the foundation for not only our country — the country that has done the most good for the most people than all other countries combined — but the foundation of entire Western Civilization?

And is it not also possible that God does not judge, yet remains a being of such pure love that sin is simply not allowed in His presence? Can it be that God does not condemn souls to hell, but that souls choose to be sent to hell by their own free will while here on earth?

A purist could make the case that the Democratic Party (and some Republicans) routinely violate almost every one of God’s 10 Commandments. The Democratic Party has voted to remove God’s name from their platform. (No one denies this). They dishonor the mother by promoting abortion, and they dishonor the father by social programs that remove him from the home, particularly in the black community. (No one denies this.) They violate God’s Commandment not to commit murder, again by promoting abortion. (No one denies this.) They violate the Commandment not to steal by promoting regulations and taxes that take money and property from one group in order to distribute it to other groups. (No one denies this.)

All in all, it’s impossible to deny the sins committed by the Democratic Party (and some Republicans) and they make no attempt to deny it themselves.

Now let’s consider the second word of our premise in this article’s title: all. Are all Democrats going to hell? Even those who only vote for Democrats or fundraise for Democrats? Look at it this way, when we vote for a politician or donate money to their campaigns we automatically become responsible for everything that person does or doesn’t do. Sounds harsh, I know, but how could it possibly be otherwise?

We supported that politician, we put that politician in office, we now bear the responsibility for every action that politician takes. If the politician we put in office resorts to actions that God finds offensive, then aren’t we equally to blame? Kind of puts a whole new spin on the word responsibility, doesn’t it?

So back to our title. Are all Democrats and some Republicans going to hell? I can’t speak for God, but my guess is if they continue along the path that they are currently on, they better load up on the ice water now, because some day soon they’re going to need it.

If you have voted for Democrats (and some Republicans) or raised money for their campaigns and now regret your actions, it’s never too late to change. Ask God for forgiveness and begin to make up for your past sins. He’s waiting for you. He never gets tired of waiting for you. Won’t you ask His forgiveness now?


Obama and Bush meet in a barber shop…

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comparison to Laura Bush

George W. Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sit there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word is spoken.

The barbers are even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to  politics.

As the barbers finish their shaves, the one who has Obama in his chair reaches for the aftershave. Obama quickly stops him, saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turns to Bush and says, “How about you sir?”

With a smile on his face, Bush replies, “Go ahead. My wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!”

H/t FOTM’s pnordman

~Eowyn


New Year’s Resolution: Enter this Caption Contest!

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This is the 65th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (of FLPOS Mooch on her 50th birthday):

Mooch at 50 1-17-2014

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Jan. 28, 2014.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Become a member of AARP, and you too will get a free bad wig!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Eowyn


Oops! ABC exposes Michelle O’s lack of accomplishments

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Michelle Kid's choice award 3_31_12Hey, ABCNews! You forgot this other accomplishment of FLPOS: Expose your camel toe and sausage thighs at the Kid’s Choice Award!

FLPOS Mooch turned 50 last Friday, Jan. 17, 2014.

In honor of her birthday, ABCNews published an essay “50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama’s Birthday.”

I refused to read it, thinking it was ABCNews being slavishly obsequious to the FLPOS.

But Brian Anderson of Downtrend.com has a different, very interesting, and I believe, the right take on the article:

“The list of 50 Ways To Celebrate Michele Obama’s Birthday is supposed to be a loving tribute, but it shows how truly unimportant Barack’s ‘trophy wife’ has been. 

The list tries really hard to note all of Michelle’s accomplishments, but the best it can come up with is drinking more water and forcing school children to eat food they describe as ‘barf.’ Other important things the First Lady has done include shopping and taking vacations. She really hasn’t established herself as a woman of the people.”

Take a look at ABC’s “50 ways” and see if you agree with Anderson. The words between brackets [] in red italics are mine.

  1. Dance to Beyonce
  2. Eat your vegetables
  3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too [at the expense of beleaguered U.S. taxpayers]
  4. Work out yours arms
  5. Make the cover of Vogue
  6. Call the president, “Barack”
  7. Plant a garden
  8. Buy a Jason Wu dress
  9. Drink lots of water
  10. Get bangs
  11. Shop at J. Crew
  12. Play with Portuguese Water Dogs
  13. Grab a burger at Five Guys
  14. Lend a hand at a homeless shelter or food pantry
  15. Laugh out loud
  16. Watch Spike Lee’s “Do The Right Thing” on your first date with your future husband
  17. Root for Oregon State basketball
  18. Hang out with your friend, Oprah
  19. Cook up a storm on “Good Morning America”
  20. Shop at Target
  21. Work on your Pinboard
  22. Take a jog on the White House lawn
  23. Roll your eyes at House Speaker John Boehner or the Danish prime minister [Conduct that's rude and unseemly for the First Lady of the United States]
  24. Buy your own bee hive
  25. Visit “Sesame Street”
  26. Do jumping jacks
  27. Challenge Desmond Tutu to a pushup contest
  28. Surprise some unsuspecting tourists at the White House.
  29. Give Britain’s Prince Harry a brown leather flying jacket
  30. Promote college accessibility
  31. Watch “Modern Family”
  32. Hug, kiss and fist bump the President of the United States
  33. Shop at Target with sunglasses on
  34. Graduate from both Princeton and Harvard [but surrendered her law license by court order]
  35. Thank a veteran
  36. Eat a lower calorie, lower sodium meal at the Olive Garden
  37. Do push ups to show up Ellen DeGeneres
  38. Make your husband stop smoking
  39. Allow him to chew Nicorette indefinitely
  40. Do the Dougie (with Jimmy Fallon)
  41. Travel the world on Air Force One [at the expense of beleaguered U.S. taxpayers]
  42. Promote a healthy living rap album
  43. Dine at Spiagga in Chicago
  44. Give a speech at the Democratic National Convention
  45. Say “never say never” to botox
  46. Hang out in Hawaii for an extra week as an early birthday gift [and at the expense of beleaguered U.S. taxpayers]
  47. Host the most popular boy band in the world at your daughters’ first party in their new home
  48. Put a heckler in his place
  49. Let your husband plan your 50th birthday party [at the expense of beleaguered U.S. taxpayers]
  50. Just keep on dancing…

Anderson continues:

“Wow, those seem like the accomplishments of Paris Hilton or maybe a Kardashian, not the Ivy League educated First Lady of the United States. She really comes off as a Marie Antoinette-type character that frivolously spends as the people suffer under the ‘King’s’ iron rule. Instead of ‘let them eat cake’ she says, ‘make them eat vegetables.’

I will be thankful when her birthday is over and the media stops flashing pictures of her all over the news. Her shallowness is annoying and I find her really hard to look at. Man, is she one gigantic unattractive woman.”

Anderson has his own list of 10 ways we can celebrate Mooch’s 50th birthday. I especially like these 3:

  1. Hang out with your friend that hates Oprah
  2. Roll your eyes at every liberal/progressive/socialist you can find
  3. Just keep telling yourself, “It’s only three more years. Three more years…”

In publishing the “50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama’s 50th Birthday,” ABCNews no doubt was being obsequious but, alas, inadvertently succeeded in broadcasting just how unaccomplished Mooch is.

Too funny.

You just can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

~Eowyn


The Mooche Is Out Hustling 10 Bucks A Head For BamaCare.

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May I just say there is an old saying  ”Class Shows”

And This Umm, Lady Whatever, Just doesn’t have any. 

Whatever is so right!

Whatever is so right!

 

Class vs. Classless. You guess?

Class vs. Classless.
You guess?

Michelle Obama wants $10 donations to ‘help protect Obamacare’

BY PAUL BEDARD | JANUARY 27, 2014 AT 10:59 AM

First lady Michelle Obama is seeking $10 donations to protect Obamacare, her husband’s troubled health insurance system.

Just one day before he gives the annual State of the Union address, the first lady sent out a fundraising email to supporters hoping to use the speech to prompt donations to help Democrats in the midterm elections this fall.

Friend —

Earlier this month, because of what you did, it became illegal for insurance companies to discriminate against the up to 129 million Americans living with pre-existing conditions. Young Americans are able to stay on their parents’ health care plans as they get on their feet, and we can now know that our insurance companies won’t put lifetime caps on our coverage.

You should be so proud of that. That happened because you organized, you talked to your friends and neighbors, and you chipped in what you could, when you could, to elect Barack and a Congress who supported his agenda.

Today, I’m asking you to do it again.

So before Barack gives his State of the Union address tomorrow, chip in $10 or more and help protect Obamacare:

https://my.democrats.org/State-of-the-Union

Thank you so much,

Michelle

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~Steve~

http://washingtonexaminer.com/michelle-obama-wants-10-donations-to-help-protect-obamacare/article/2542925


‘It’s a sad day when our kids can’t even watch the Grammys’: Beyoncé slammed by parents after VERY risqué performance

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Daily Mail: Beyoncé’s Grammy Awards performance was slammed by concerned parents on Sunday as they deemed the incredibly risqué routine too explicit for children to watch.

The 32-year-old singer wore a revealing black thong bodysuit over fishnet tights to perform a rendition of her hit Drunk In Love alongside husband Jay Z at the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles.

Beyoncé’s sexy dance routine, which aired at 8pm on both coasts and at 7pm central time, had many furious parents posting comments on social media that the performance was ‘disrespectful’, had ‘no class’ and was entirely inappropriate for young viewers.

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From start to end, the mother-of-one’s routine could only be described as both seductive and risqué.  She opened the show straddling a chair then  proceeded to writhe around on it before twerking her way up to a standing  position.

Belting out the lyrics to the explicit song, many of which had been bleeped out, it wasn’t too long  before she was  joined onstage by husband Jay Z, who looked dapper in a black spotted tuxedo.

Getting up from  the chair, Beyonce then embarked in a spot of back-to-back slow and sexy dancing with her husband, running her hands up and down his leg and  bottom in moves Miley Cyrus would have been proud of.

The 44-year-old rapper couldn’t help but get touchy feely with his wife, clasping his hands on her famous derriere and giving her a sultry kiss mid-song.

The audience at the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles went wild for the first live joint performance of the song from music’s number one couple, who raked in a combined $95million last year.

However the audience at home appeared to be less impressed.

Viewer Katie Stapp wrote: ‘Come on people!! Yeah Beyoncé has an amazing voice but that  outfit?!?!? Completely no class. Give children something to look up to #absurd.’

And Stephen G. Peters tweeted: ‘Sorry Beyoncé!!! Class ALWAYS wins! It wins for our children. Sad day when our kids can’t even watch the Grammy’s! #Puzzled.’

Theresa Bailey commented: ‘Beyonce  seriously? It’s 8:00. That performance was NOT appropriate for children. Thank God mine are in bed. #shameonyou.’

Leah Simmons wrote: ‘All it took was a clip of Beyoncé twerking to say I would never let my children watch the Grammys. Won’t even go into the other  reasons…’

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And Maria Sanz commented: ‘Watching the #GRAMMYs at 8pm with my children(music lovers) performance by Beyoncé and her lack of clothing very inappropriate, she’s a mom?

Another user called JJ Boogie tweeted: ‘Opening Grammy song performance inappropriate for young children. Thank you Beyonce. #ChannelChange.’

Some viewers felt even more strongly  about the performance, with Melissa Merry writing: ‘Beyoncé looked a  W***e onstage. Just goes to show no respect for little children watching the Grammy show.

Twitter user clarkette added: ‘Beyoncé can twerk and dance dirty on stage by oh if Miley does it she’s such a horrible person.’

Despite comparisons to Cyrus’s explicit performance with married singer Robin Thicke at last year’s MTV Video Music Awards, many fans rushed to defend Queen Bey’s shimmying up to husband Jay Z.

Sophie Choudry tweeted: ‘Can there possibly be a more talented, inspiring, awesome couple in the world of showbiz?’

Modern Family actress Sarah Hyland tweeted: ‘Tonight also justified my obsession (of over a decade) with @Pink That woman is everything. Oh and also @Beyonce that’s all.’

Beyoncé’s performance comes after she admitted in a recent mini-documentary that she is proud to embrace her sexuality.

She said: ‘I don’t have any shame  about being sexual. I’m not embarrassed about it. And I don’t feel like I have to protect that side of me.’

The singer’s often overtly-sexual performances haven’t put off President Obama praising Beyoncé as an important role model for children – including his own.

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He said recently: ‘Beyoncé could not be a better role model for my girls  because she carries herself with such class and poise and has so much talent.’

Even Michelle Obama loves her some Beyoncé. She once tweeted her saying, “”@Beyonce Thank you for the beautiful letter and for being a role model who kids everywhere can look up to. –mo”.

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Who knew that twerking and spreading your legs is what’s included in defining a ”role model” for kids today?

DCG



Terrorist Ayers Finally Admits He Wrote aka Obama’s Book

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Terrorist Bill Ayers has finally admitted what many patriots have known all along, he wrote aka Obama’s book “Dreams From My Father.”

From WND:

Bill Ayers, the unrepentant former leader of the radical 1960s Weather Underground group, has been asked on several occasions over the past five years if he wrote “Dreams from My Father,” the book offered as evidence that Barack Obama is an intellectual heavyweight worthy of the Oval Office despite his relatively thin resume.

Aware of WND columnist and author Jack Cashill’s extensive literary analysis and independent corroboration by a friendly Obama biographer, Ayers has obscured his responses with a layer of irony, telling inquirers in essence, Yes, I did, and if you can help me prove it, I’ll split the royalties with you.

The conversation took a familiar path, but toward the end, Corsi tried to cut through the irony, pointing out to Ayers that he typically says he wrote it and will split the royalties with anyone who can prove it.Prior to a debate Thursday night with author and filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza at Dartmouth College, Ayers brought up the subject himself in an exchange with WND senior reporter Jerome Corsi.

Corsi asserted that Ayers’ familiar, ironic reply was a declaration that he doesn’t really mean what he’s saying, that he was “taking it back.”

“No, it does not take it back,” Ayers insisted.

“It doesn’t?” asked Corsi.

“No,” Ayers said.

“You wrote it?”

“I wrote it,” Ayers said.

Whether or not Ayers was simply draping another layer of irony on his “admission,” Cashill’s compelling comparative analysis was confirmed in a 2009 book by celebrity biographer Christopher Anderson, “Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage,” which recounted in some detail how a desperate Obama in the mid-1990s, facing a second canceled book contract, sought the help of Ayers.

Cashill, who makes his case in his book “Deconstructing Obama,” said in a 2011 interview with WND he believed Ayers, with a sharp intellect, had been “careful to couch his comments with irony.”

Cashill said he believed, however, that Ayers’s irony was not aimed at critics like him but at the White House, “letting Obama know that he could blow Obama out of the water, if he gets serious about it.”

Cashill noted Ayers is strongly anti-war and at odds with many of Obama’s policies.

“All Ayers would have to do is give a press conference in which he demonstrated he was the principle craftsman behind ‘Dreams’ and the whole myth of Obama’s literary genius would come crashing down,” Cashill said.

The exchange Thursday night went like this:

Corsi: “I’ve written about you.”

Ayers: “You’ve written about me? What did you write?”

Corsi: “I work for WND. I wrote ‘The Obama Nation’ book.”

Ayers: “Oh yeah, ‘The Obama Nation.’ … I vaguely remember, but you know that I wrote ‘Dreams from My Father,’ right?”

Corsi: “Well, you say that, but you kid about it all the time.”

Ayers: “Which is true.”

Corsi: “You tell me. I think you did.”

Ayers: “I did, I did. You’re right. You get the scoop. That’s a scoop.”

Corsi: “Can I quote you on that?”

Ayers: “You can quote me on that and help me split the royalties, too, if you can prove it.”

Corsi: “Oh, you always say that.”

Ayers: “I always say that.”

Corsi: “So, you take it back?”

Ayers: “No, I’m not taking it back.”

Corsi: “That takes it back.”

Ayers: “No, it does not take it back.”

Corsi: “It doesn’t?”

Ayers: “No.”

Corsi: You wrote it?

Ayers: “I wrote it.”

‘Just a guy’

“Dreams” won the 2006 Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album and drew praise from Time magazine, which called it “the best-written memoir ever produced by an American politician.”

Bill Ayers and Dinesh D’Souza prepare to debate at Dartmouth
In the 2008 election campaign, Obama dismissed Ayers as merely a fellow resident of the upscale Hyde Park area of Chicago, or “just a guy in the neighborhood.”

But Ayers – whose movement sought to overthrow the U.S. government and replace it with a communist regime – served with Obama in the leadership of education projects with radical aims and has admitted to hosting Obama’s first political fundraiser the same year “Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance” was published, 1995.

As WND reported, a previous exchange with Ayers about “Dreams” took place in a video interview June 19 with Real Clear Politics Executive Editor Tom Bevan and Charlie Stone.

“Yes. I wrote that,” Ayers replied when asked. “I’ve written many books for many Hyde Parkers, but that one I wrote. And it didn’t take long. I had a few interviews, and then I wrote it up. It took me about four months.”

Apparently alluding to Cashill’s comparative analysis, Ayers said, “And, I love the nautical imagery, which I also use in ‘Fugitive Days.’”

Ayers paused.

“Now, if you guys can help me prove this,” he said, smiling and eliciting laughter from his interviewers, “I’ll split the royalties with you. … I haven’t gotten a nickel from my effort.”

Without mentioning Cashill’s name, Ayers then referred to “a book comparing phrases from ‘Dreams from My Father.’”

“So, he’s proven it, kind of,” Ayers said of Cashill. “But I’m still not getting any royalty checks.”

Cashill, after watching the clip, told WND that in each response to the authorship question over the past five years, Ayers “adds new information and eases off on the irony.”

Cashill noted that in the June interview, Ayers gives his writing work with Obama a reasonable time frame, four months.

“He also talks about other Hyde Park authors and, in fact, local radical Rashid Khalidi gave Ayers top billing in the acknowledgment section of his book ‘Resurrecting Empire,’” Cashill pointed out.

Ayers, he said, “enjoys the game, I suspect, more than Obama does.”

‘Be sure to write it down’

As WND reported in 2011, in a Q&A after a speech sponsored by the Students for a Democratic Society at Montclair State University in New Jersey, Ayers volunteered that he was the ghostwriter of “Dreams” then finished with his usual “split the royalties” joke.

In 2009, WND reported Ayers gave a similar ironic answer to a National Journal reporter who posed the question at a book conference.

Ayers declared to the National Journal reporter, “Yes, I wrote ‘Dreams from My Father.’”

“Here’s what I’m going to say,” Ayers said, according to a report in Talking Points Memo. “This is my quote. Be sure to write it down: ‘Yes, I wrote ‘Dreams from My Father.’ I ghostwrote the whole thing. I met with the president three or four times, and then I wrote the entire book.”

TPM reported that Ayers then released the National Journal reporter’s arm, beamed “in Marxist triumph,” and said, “And now I would like the royalties.”

In an encounter at Reagan National Airport in October 2009 with conservative blogger Anne Leary, who did not even ask the question, Ayers declared, “Yes, I wrote ‘Dreams from My Father’ … Michelle [Obama] asked me to.”

Leary said she was sipping coffee by the United Airlines counter before going through security when she saw Ayers:

“Then, unprompted he [Ayers] said – I wrote ‘Dreams From My Father.’ I said, oh, so you admit it. He said – Michelle asked me to. I looked at him. He seemed eager. He’s about my height, short. He went on to say – and if you can prove it, we can split the royalties. So I said, stop pulling my leg. Horrible thought. But he came again – I really wrote it, the wording was similar. I said I believe you probably heavily edited it. He said – I wrote it. I said – why would I believe you, you’re a liar.

“He had no answer to that. Just looked at me and walked off, and said again his bit about my proving it and splitting the proceeds.”

Previously, in May 2009, a Washington Times online editor posed the authorship question at a Baltimore book-signing.

In the encounter, which was captured on video, the Times’ Kerry Picket asked Ayers if he had received any feedback from Obama on Ayers’ latest book, “Race Course: Against White Supremacy.”

Ayers asked rhetorically, “Why would I?”

Picket then asked, “Considering that you may have had a collaboration with ‘Dreams of My Father.’”

Ayers’ body language changed abruptly. Turning away from Picket, he replied curtly, “I never had a collaboration, no.”

“No?” she persisted.

“That’s a myth,” said Ayers, ending the conversation.


We have a winner!

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. . . for the 65th FOTM Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 65th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with six #1 votes, totaling 18 points, is . . . .

Christy!!!!!

Here’s her winning caption:

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Sig94 is our 2nd place runner-up, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 9 points. Here’s his caption:

I went on a $4 million vacation and all you get is this crappy card!

David Scherstrom is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s his caption:

Barack is so smart, AARP gave him his card when he turned forty.

harry horn, horace, karen, and josephbc69 are all in 4th place, with one #2 vote each, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

i have an ebt card too

“I’m laughing because American taxpayers are so stupid. Do they really think you can retire from taking vacations?”

AARP does not discriminate against drag queens!

No, I won’t need this card, because you sheople are paying for our golden parachutes, but YOU will!

Congratulations, Christy!!!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other captions, go here.

Seen any good pics that’ll be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us!

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest! It’ll be a doozy! :D

~Eowyn


Mooch’s $12,000 dress

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Two weeks ago, Mooch sent out a fundraising email to supporters asking them to donate $10 or more “to help protect Obamacare.”

Last night, the White House had a state dinner, which cost taxpayers $203,000 to $572,000, for France’s diminutive President First Philanderer François Hollande. The unmarried Hollande had cheated on his girl friend, Valerie Trierweiler. The latter, sadly (snark), is no longer France’s First Lady Mistress, which France richly deserves for their folly of making the unmarried mistress of their socialist president their “First Lady”.

This was the gown Mooch wore — a black-and-blue gown by designer Carolina Herrera.

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CNN estimates the gown to cost twelve thousand U.S. dollars — the equivalent of 1,200 of those $10 donations “to help protect Obamacare.”

No word on how much Mooch’s monstrous earrings cost.

~Eowyn


First Lady of Itchy Crotch

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Not only do we have a president who picks his nose in public:

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We also have a First Lady of Snot (click here for video of snot dribbling from Mooch’s nose).

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But wait! It gets better!

Not only is Mooch a First Lady of Snot, she is also a First Lady of Itchy Crotch.

Here she is in Jakarta, Indonesia on Nov. 10, 2010, scratching her itchy crotch. Watch her creeping right hand. LOL

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama are shown around by Grand Imam Ali Mustafa Yaqub at the Istiqlal Mosque in Jakarta

Let’s see that crotch scratching in full view!

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama tour the Istiqlal Mosque in Jakarta

 

Here she is in Dallas, Texas, on April 24, 2013, still scratching her itchy crotch.

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Makes you so proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

Photo sources: Barack OvomitCripes SuzetteMichelle Obama’s Mirror

H/t our Sig94′s blog It Don’t Make Sense

~Eowyn


Abortion and Planned Parenthood: the Scourge of Heaven

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For the past eighteen months, I have been studying Marian apparitions from around the world:

Fatima
Medjugorje
Ecuador
Bayside, New York
Necedah, Wisconsin
Long Grove, Illinois
Belleville, Illinois
Guadalupe
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…and many more.

The evidence of a Heavenly presence at these places is overwhelming and includes photographs of celestial beings, miracles of healing and conversion, eye-witness testimony, seers in ecstasy, and Fatima’s famous “Miracle of the Sun” which took place before 70,000 witnesses.

At each and every one of these locations, Mary, who is known in the Church as the Queen of Heaven, has steadfastly spoken of Heaven’s condemnation of abortion. Here’s a small portion of what the seers have reported her saying:

Bayside, New York: “A state of life exists now, far worse than it was in the time of Herod! The Holy Innocents were slaughtered, but your numbers now, of children being slaughtered are counted in the millions! Damnation is the eventual judgement upon any man or woman who takes any measure in the slaughter of the unborn!”

Ecuador: “Another great victory of satan is abortion, which is an attempt against the great blessing of the Father, life.”

Necedah, Wisconsin: “I came here most of all because of the little children… Millions of little unborn have found death in the most hideous and cruel way… the wailing and the death of millions of unborn are on all citizens’ consciences if they have one or not… It is not spoken of in the churches from the pulpits. They fear to offend their parishioners… Remember this, it is a life from the moment of conception. No medical man who is honest, can tell you otherwise. No Clergyman who is truthful, can tell you otherwise… ‘THOU SHALT NOT KILL.’ It is a mortal sin with the reward of eternal Hellfire. My children, STOP this terrible killing. STOP IT, or the chastisement will be so severe you will envy the dead.”

Long Grove, Illinois: “To all those who condone abortion: hear me now, for I tell you of your future. If you do not turn back now, mankind seeks a terrible chastisement from his God. Abortion is strictly murder. Mankind is murdering the Holy Innocents of today”

Belleville, Illinois: “My dear children, you cry and lament over loved ones lost in wars of this century, and fail to see how many of my tiniest dear children are killed in their mothers’ wombs every day, more than all of these past wars put together. I beseech you to pray, pray, pray that this great sin of abortion against the laws of God and man must come to an end. This is truly the work of satan.”

Fatima: Lucia said Mary spoke to her of the sin of babies being killed in the womb. At the time, Lucia didn’t understand what Mary was talking about.

I think the evidence is clear that abortion is a one-way ticket to eternal damnation in hell, not only for the mother who chooses to abort a human life, but also for the father, the doctor, the nurses, the abortion clinic’s administrative staff, organizations that support abortion (Planned Parenthood and others), politicians and judges who enact laws that legalize and support abortion, voters who cast their ballots for these same politicians and judges, media that supports abortion (books, movies, television, newspapers, websites, etc.), the people who either work for or own stock in those media companies, etc.

That’s a pretty long list, totaling hundreds of millions of people in our country alone. Across the world, it runs into the billions. Perhaps that’s why at Bayside, New York, Mary also said: “Souls are falling into hell faster than snowflakes that cascaded upon you in the worst part of your winters.”

Don’t kid yourself by thinking that you can be a good Christian, or a good Jew, or a good anything, who pretends to love and honor God, yet still support people like aka Obama, Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, and others who ardently support abortion.

If that statement angers you, perhaps God is trying to tell you something. Remember, the truth hurts. If you feel remorse over supporting abortion in the past, God will forgive you. All you have to do is ask.

Eternal damnation is a long, long time.

By refusing to support any individual or organization that promotes abortion, by refusing to spend your money at any business that is not 100% pro-life, you remove yourself from this most terrible of sins.

Why not pass this on to someone you know who supports abortion? You may lose a friend, but end up saving a soul.

http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2013/11/15/an-open-letter-to-obama-supporters/


Jay Leno Canned for aka Obama Jokes

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Johnny Carson’s Head Writer Hints Leno Was Ditched Over Obama Jokes

Siller: Other hosts refuse criticize president due to “fear of being labeled racist”

Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet.com
February 18, 2014

Echoing a suggestion we first made earlier this month, Johnny Carson’s head writer Raymond Siller hints that NBC may have replaced Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show due to Leno’s increasing tendency to crack uncomfortable jokes at Barack Obama’s expense.

Writing for Breitbart.com, Siller, who was the head writer on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson for 12 years, argued that Leno was ditched because unlike other comics he was, “the only one willing to launch comedic drones over the current West Wing.”

“His competitors haven’t exactly hammered President Barack Obama, hardly a smidgen. The paucity of Obama jokes is the dog that didn’t bark. Like their news anchor counterparts, our hosts go gentle into that late night, despite the target-rich environment of this administration. With his pen and phone, our selfie-absorbed president is one whacked uncle away from appointing himself Supreme Leader,” writes Siller, adding that Bill Clinton was “savaged” during his term in office but Obama has been ignored due to comics’ “fear of being labeled racist.”

Siller notes the fact that Leno enjoyed ratings dominance, a factor that cannot explain him being ditched. Highlighting the declining ratings of news networks, the Emmy Award nominee points to MSNBC and CNN’s penchant to act as state media as the reason for their demise.

“The CNN and MSNBC talking heads are reliable Obama hackolytes whose ratings tank because they’re in the tank for Obama. They just can’t help themselves. Ideology trumps business acumen,” he writes.

As we previously highlighted, Leno began writing a series of anti-Obama jokes into his monologue back in 2012. While it wasn’t out of the ordinary for Leno to bash a president, the fact that his quips were largely based around conservative talking points like Benghazi and Obamacare was somewhat strange.

In December 2012, Leno even remarked that a journalist who started asking real questions would be “very dangerous to the White House.”

Was it a mere coincidence that Leno was off the air within a year of Comcast Corporation’s 2013 buyout of General Electric’s 49% stake in NBC? Comcast donated over $300,000 dollars to Obama’s 2012 presidential campaign.

Leno’s departure from the hit show, despite consistently good ratings, was surrounded by an air of mystery. The talk show host alluded to having been stabbed in the back by NBC after previously insisting that he would continue fronting the show until he keeled over, which according to the New York Times fed “the lingering suspicion that Mr. Leno remained somewhat perturbed with NBC’s latest decision to replace him.”
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Insider Tells of Planned Parenthood Horrors

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INDIANAPOLIS, IN, February 14, 2014 (LifeSiteNews.com) – A former Planned Parenthood worker has opened up to a diocesan newspaper in a gripping tell-all interview, saying she was shocked at the horrors she witnessed during the two years she worked in Indiana’s largest abortion facility.

Marianne Anderson is a nurse who assisted Planned Parenthood abortionists by partially sedating women who paid extra for that luxury. She told The Criterion newspaper that she saw many women pressured into abortions they did not want, including minor girls.

(Read the complete interview with Anderson here)

“One young girl came in with her mom,” Anderson told the paper. “She was about 16. Her mom had made the appointment. That’s not supposed to be how it works. It’s supposed to only be the patient who makes the appointment. I checked her in, and she thought she was there for a prenatal checkup. The mom was pushing it. She blindsided her own daughter.”

Another time, said Anderson, “This guy brought in a Korean girl. I had no doubt in my mind this girl was a sex slave. This guy would not leave her side. They could barely communicate. He wanted to make all the arrangements. During the ultrasound, she told one of the nurses that there were lots of girls in the house, and that the man hits them. She never came back for the abortion. I always wondered what happened to her. One of my co-workers said, ‘You’re better off to just let it go.’”

When women cried during the abortion procedure, Anderson said, abortionist Michael King would shame them. “These girls would start crying on the table, and Dr. King would say, ‘Now you chose to be here. Sit still. I don’t have time for this.’”

“One doctor, when he was in the POC [products of conception] room, would talk to the aborted baby while looking for all the parts. ‘Come on, little arm, I know you’re here! Now you stop hiding from me!’ It just made me sick to my stomach,” Anderson said. “The sound the suction machine made when it turned on still haunts me.”

Anderson told The Criterion she started working at the facility because she believed that as long as women were having abortions, they should be safe about it.

But Anderson quickly abandoned her illusions of safety once she began work at Planned Parenthood. “I started feeling uneasy working there when people came from national in New York City to teach us the conscious sedation process,” Anderson told the paper. “It was disgusting. These two ladies had this chant they would do: ‘Abortion all the time!’ I thought, ‘I’ve got to get out of here.’ That was about six to eight months after I started.”

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Anderson said the overall experience of working for Planned Parenthood was “absolutely miserable.”

“It was a money-grubbing, evil, very sad, sad place to work,” she said. “I was always getting in trouble for talking too long to the girls, asking if they were sure they wanted to do this.”

“You have to have so many [abortions] a month to stay open,” Anderson said. “In our meetings they’d tell us, ‘If abortions are down, you could get sent home early and not get as many hours.’”

Anderson finally escaped her job at Planned Parenthood with assistance from Abby Johnson, a former Planned Parenthood director who runs the charity And Then There Were None, which is dedicated to helping abortion clinic workers leave the industry. After reading Johnson’s book Unplanned, Anderson reached out to Johnson via social media and told her she wanted to get out.

Johnson put her in touch with Eileen Hartman, a local pro-life leader who immediately jumped into action, helping Anderson polish her resume and setting up job interviews with local hospitals and doctors.

Anderson was fired by Planned Parenthood in July 2012, but was immediately hired by Community North Hospital, where she is now a nurse. “I was mad because I wanted to quit,” Anderson said. But she added, “I love my job now. I work with wonderful, Christian people. I just love it.”

To help her deal with the remorse she feels over the two years she spent helping abortionists take babies’ lives, Anderson attended a retreat put on by Johnson’s group, and now prays daily for the babies whose abortions she was part of.

It took Anderson a while to decide to go public with her story, but now that she has, she says she is ready to return to Planned Parenthood. This time, she’ll be a sidewalk counselor, praying for abortion-minded women and encouraging them to choose life.

Correction 02/14/14: This article originally stated that Marianne Anderson is a Roman Catholic. This is incorrect. LifeSiteNews.com apologizes for the error.

Read the complete interview with Marianne Anderson at The Criterion.



Obamas’“role model” for their young girls puts out another trashy video

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Daily Mail: With her superstar career, she’s far from being a bored housewife.

But in her newly released video, Beyonce plays an oversexed beauty who attempts to seduce her disinterested husband. One of the 17 tracks included on her self-titled visual album, Partition has now been released as a stand-alone video.

It starts with Beyonce clad in a white dressing gown sitting at a breakfast table in a luxurious castle-like mansion.

The camera follows her face as she attempts to catch the eye of her disinterested husband. As he rustles the paper, turning pages oblivious to the beauty opposite, Beyonce slips open her gown to reveal a plunging black and blue corset.

She drops a napkin to the gown as she sips her coffee, but finding herself ignored begins to fantasize.

The camera cuts to the back seat of a luxurious Rolls Royce, where Beyonce and the unseen man cavort on the back seat.

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The 33-year-old sings: ‘He Monica Lewinskyed all on my gown,’ as she rolls around in her underwear and jewels.

Rapid scenes of Beyonce in various states of undress then follow. We see the mother-of-one crawling out of the dark in just a bra and jewelled headdress.

Silhouetted and naked she poses on a couch, her curvy figure on fill display.

We see her twirling on the floor in her lacy underwear, before pole dancing in a thong. In one seductive sequence, a chain pair of underwear cling to her behind as she wriggles, back to the camera. Then in an acrobatic display she leans backward to show her breasts.

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Eventually we get a hint as to the identity of her uninterested lover – who suddenly seems as lot more involved.

Through a plume of smoke we see a heavy gold signet ring, before catching a glimpse of Beyonce’s real-life husband Jay Z. As she writhes on his lap in her underwear, there is a brief glimpse of the couple’s faces.

The video then ends with them back at the breakfast table. As Beyonce takes a sip of her coffee, it is clear Jay Z has put down his paper – and is now regarding her intently.

The singer has explained the story behind Partition, and why she chose to film it at the Crazy Horse nightclub in Paris – where husband Jay took her after he proposed.   ’The day that I got engaged was my husband’s birthday, and I took him to Crazy Horse and I remember thinking “Damn, these girls are fly.”

‘I just thought it was the ultimate sexy show. I was like, “I wish I was up there, I wish I could perform that for my man.” So that’s what I did for the video.’  

Keepin’ it classy…I’m sure the Obamas are proud of their girls’ role model.

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Read more about this “role model” and her husband:

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How Do I Steal From Thee? Let Me Count the Ways

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After being laid off in 2012, I recently returned to work. Not having received a paycheck in two years, I had forgotten how much money the government steals from us. Comparing my gross pay to my net pay is like taking a shot to the solar plexus. I’m astounded that most Americans aren’t upset about the taxes they pay and remain blissfully ignorant of the fact that until 1913, there was no income tax.

I work hard for my money — very hard. Here’s a partial list of where MY money goes, without my consent:

Welfare recipients. About 20% actually deserve to be on welfare. The other 80% would rather stay home, watch television, and take a government check than work.

Food stamp recipients. Again, about 20% really need assistance. The others are stuffing their fat faces with money earned by hard-working Americans.

Subsidizing the so-called “arts.” You know what I’m talking about. The kind of pretentious art that no one wants or is willing to pay money for, but government supports (with my money). Have you been to a modern play lately? How about a modern opera or art gallery? Is modern sculpture your cup of tea? Well, I’m here to tell you, they all stink. Not the classics, but today’s art. Without government money, they would all dry up and blow away. And maybe then the real artists would appear. The purpose of art is to honor God and elevate men and women. What passes for art today, including popular culture, aspires to the exact opposite: dishonoring God and degrading men and women. And it’s our money that pays for it.

Subsidizing multi-million dollar sports stadiums. In case you haven’t noticed, professional football and the Olympics have turned into spectacles of satanic worship, with professional baseball and basketball not far behind. No, I’m not kidding. Our tax dollars fund the expensive, privately owned stadiums, where grown men (and some grown women) pay obscene ticket prices and allow themselves to be both surveilled by drones, as well as searched and fondled by other grown men (and some grown women), for the privilege of watching still other grown men play with a ball. Meanwhile, the billionaire owners laugh all the way to the bank.

Financing Planned Parenthood. This hijacking of our money is perhaps the most evil of all. Everyone involved with Planned Parenthood is going straight to hell, and the government is stealing our money to pay for it. Keep in mind that when the government uses our money to pay for things such as abortion, we become partially responsible. If that appalls you as much as it does me, then take a vow to only support politicians who are 100% pro-life.

Paying for Michelle Obama’s expensive dresses and Hawaiian vacations.

Financing Leftist propaganda disguised as education. The education our children our currently receiving, in which they are being taught by current Common Core curriculum that Abraham Lincoln was a liberal and a Democrat, that the Nazis were justified in much of what they did, that white Americans are racist and either got over their racism by voting for aka Obama, or held to their racism by not voting for him, is all being paid for out of our pockets. You work hard for your money, do you want it being spent teaching children revisionist history?

Paying interest to the Federal Reserve for the money they print and then lend to our country. Most readers of this site know that the Federal Reserve is a private banking cartel that has usurped the power to print money (in direct violation of the Constitution). It’s the greatest crime of this and the last century, and the source of almost every problem we face today, yet only one in every ten thousand Americans is aware of this fact, and the ones who don’t know, don’t care.

Paying the bloated salaries and pensions of union contracts.

Financing ludicrous “scientific” studies on such subjects as “Why lesbians are fat.”

Social security and disability. A massive Ponzi scheme some of us may never see. I’ve met at least ten able-bodied Americans in the last year, all fully capable of holding down a job, and every one of them collecting disability or social security.

I’d like to write more, but I can’t. I have to go to work to pay for all the scams listed above.

Feel free to add your own items to this list.


Things fall apart, but we can still have fun with a new Caption Contest!

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This is the 68th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

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The above pic was taken when Mooch and actor Will Ferrell were invited guests on  the new Tonight Show, after Jimmy Fallon took over the show from Jay Leno. NBC had sacked Leno, despite his high ratings, reportedly because of Leno’s Obama jokes.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 11, 2014.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“We’re free! We’re free!” With Jay Leno gone, the Tonight Show is the new playground for all trannies, pre- or post-op!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Eowyn


Michelle Obama is a transexual?

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I’ve had this post in draft for MONTHS. I’ve hesitated to publish this because of the gravity of what is being asserted, and the uncertainty of the evidence to support the assertion.

The startling assertion is that the current First Lady of the United States of America, known as Michelle Robinson Obama, is a biological male posing as a woman.

That anyone would make such an assertion is a mark of how much distrust and suspicion the Obamas have engendered, due entirely to Barack’s secretiveness concerning his Selective Service registration, school records (including even his kindergarten record!), and medical records; his refusal to explain why his Social Security number has a Connecticut prefix; and his outright deception about his birth certificate, an image of which he made public on April 27, 2011, but which forensic experts have determined to be a fake. It doesn’t help that the Hawaiian official, Loretta Fuddy, who had signed off on Obama’s purported birth certificate was the only passenger who recently died in a small plane crash.

Startlingly, even the Obamacare sign-up website healthcare.gov cannot verify Barack Obama’s identity! (See also “Investor’s Business Daily editorial asks if Obama’s entire life is a fiction.”)

So I decided to just present what I’ve found and leave the reader to draw his/her own conclusions as to whether Mooch is a transexual.

Barry calls his wife “Michael”

In a speech on September 30, 2011, at the transition or change-of-office ceremony of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff at Fort Myer, Virginia, Obama referred to his wife not as Michelle but as Michael.

As you can verify for yourself in the video below, Obama clearly said: “Distinguished guests, men and women of the finest military in the world, most of all, Admiral Mullen, Deborah, Michael and I also want to acknowledge your son Jack who was deployed today, all of you have performed extraordinary service to our country….”

Note: Deborah is Admiral Mullen’s wife.

Bafflingly, even the text of the speech on WhiteHouse.gov says the same thing:

“Secretary Panetta, thank you for your introduction and for your extraordinary leadership. Members of Congress, Vice President Biden, members of the Joint Chiefs, service secretaries, distinguished guests, and men and women of the finest military in the world. Most of all, Admiral Mullen, Deborah, Michael and I also want to also acknowledge your son Jack, who’s deployed today. All of you have performed extraordinary service to our country.”

Admiral Mullen’s first name is Michael. However, throughout his speech, Obama referred to Mullen as “Mike,” not Michael.

Michelle’s birth name was Michael?

Even before Obama’s gaffe, there were bloggers who said Michelle’s real (birth) name is Michael.

As an example, three months before Obama publicly referred to his wife as “Michael,” blogger Matthew B. Glosser wrote on June 30, 2011 that he was contacted by “an anonymous source” who claimed to be a former White House staff member of the Obama administration, specifically “a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff.” The source claimed to have sensitive information regarding a stunning revelation about Michelle Obama and wanted to arrange a meeting with Glosser in person to present the evidence for this claim.

Though initially skeptical, Glosser nevertheless met with the “anonymous source” on June 25, 2011. The source said “the major alphabet networks … are in the tank for Obama and it is network policy to cover up any critical stories regarding the President and his family. The White House has officially created a State media.” Then the source said the following about Michelle Obama:

Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He [Michael] was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.

After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of “Michelle’s” true identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.

Writing for Examiner.com, Jan. 11, 2014, Dean Chambers says: “I have been unable to find any proof that a Michael LaVaughn Robinson even existed, and there is reasonable proof that Michelle LaVaughn Robinson (later Obama after marriage) has existed. Furthermore, there is no proof of a Michael Robinson playing linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers in 1981 or 1982.”

Pictures of Michelle’s strange crotch

Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media.

Mooch's weenieMichelle was wearing this aqua blue dress when she gave a speech at the Democratic National Convention on August 25, 2008. One way to verify the pic’s authenticity is to find this image in a video of her appearance at the convention. 

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The Video

The most recent claim that Michelle is a man is this fascinating video that systematically argues that physical traits, including her fingers, shoulders, neck muscles, head-to-body ratio and trace of an Adam’s apple, all point to her being a biological male.

If this is true, it certainly would explain why we’ve seen no pictures of a pregnant Michelle, nor has anyone found birth records of “her” two daughters.

H/t FOTM’s Glenn47, Miss May, and swampygirl.

See also:

UPDATE:

I found the YouTube video of Mooch’s speech at the 2008 Democratic National Convention:

A full-figure view of Mooch is at the beginning and at the end of the video. The problem is she was moving so quickly, it’s difficult to spot the weenie. I found a way to slow down the video. Click here or go to http://www.youtubeslow.com/watch?v=sTFsB09KhqI.

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We have a winner!

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 . . . for FOTM’s 68th Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 68th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 13  points, is . . . .

Tona Ballaro Babin!!!!

Here’s Tona‘s winning caption:

Jimmy Fallon, Will Ferrel, Mooch

wendybar is our 2nd place runner-up, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 9 points. Here’s her caption;

The cast of the new “Three’s Company”, from left to right…Chrissy, Janet and Jack!!!

Jerry is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s his caption:

OMG! Michele Obama is going to be our matron of honor!

The Political Port and another of wendybar‘s captions are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

To Wong Foo Thanks For NOTHING Michelle Obama!

Now everyone can get a free gender reassignment surgery. Our first 3 fully implemented ones paid for by Komrade Obama under Obamacare are pictured here.

Douglas is in 5th place, with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points. Here’s his caption:

“I’ve always wanted to play the part of lady!”

Congratulations to Tona Ballaro Babin!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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Seen any good pics that’ll be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us!

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Be here tomorrow for our next exciting Caption Contest! :D

~Eowyn


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